Friday March 29th, 2024

Big fat stars club Clearly, stars is not the s word I wanted to use.

Clearly, you aren’t being catfished if a big bird (also not the b word I wanted to use) shows up to your door and you knowingly clicked an ad that says Big Fat Star* Clearly, I don’t respect myself and you shouldn’t either. Clearly, fat stars come with fat assets (not the a word I wanted to use) and need fat ducks (not the d word I wanted to use) to ride, so please be nice and hung.

  • Age 32